I'm two feet tall and three feet wide. I have a uni-brow which never moves and has become so long it impairs my vision. I am cranky, slothful, gluttonous, humorless and Republican. Hopefully, I have ya smiling at this point.
Tasmanian devil seeks sleek fox for inter-species communion. It's a jungle out there, But I know some great trails, and I ain't afraid of the deep, dark stuff. Put your little paw in mine and together we'll wade the creeks and scale the cliffs ami...