LordJ...

A Self Summary By Me Here are the quick and dirty facts, so you can get back to clicking through and away from my profile. I am a terribly untalented LIAR but do make a fair +1 and wingman. You can usually find me managing my massive investments and my very impressive wealth, working my toned physique into a sculpted Adonis, or more likely working evenings as a KJ/DJ for my own company all the while catching up with friends over cocktails. I am extremely judgemental...... but only when speaking of steaks or salads. Otherwise, I am a fairly well mannered and easygoing guy. My Actual Self Summary Let me guess... You are smart and this ain't your first rodeo sister. You are not about to fall for any of the preposterous claims made by seeming every one of the innumerable profiles on every adult site I have seen. So hang on to those bobby socks and get ready for an amazing and refreshing perspective on all of this - THE TRUTH. I pay my bills. I have good hygiene. I wear clothes that match and normally socks as well. I am an honest man with a decent company that makes a living for myself. I am an awesome guy to know - very different from most fakers you will have the displeasure to meet. I fun, intelligent, love to make people smile or laugh, witty, and absolutely undeniable one of a kind. I am a tad more than often sarcastic, but the fun kind... so kindly give it back to me! I insist! I love and care for my both my biological and my family of friends very much. Honesty, Loyalty, Sexiness, and Consideration are traits that are extremely important to me to try and embody. I love a good conversation, notice and can remember most details. I love to laugh and have a great personality and a witty sense of humor. I love who I am, and I know what I want. Is it you? So while I might regale you with some tales and stories of my many world trips to Paris and Milan, or how I resemble Ryan Gosling and my abs are like chiseled marble...I know one proven fact of life. Good communication is a foundation for every relationship in life, so if we happen to be on the same wavelength read on... What Am I Doing With My Life While not in the various lounge and restaurants around the city working, you can often find me relaxing with a night off at home, or hitting the town for a great time. I love to travel, and it takes me to some amazing places from Monte Carlo to Beleize. The only problem is those place speak different languages which i do not, so cannot understand a work they are saying. See the first line I wrote....

The Woman I Am Looking For Most people would describe you as "approachable", "good-natured", "funny", "kleptomaniacal", and of course "heart-stoppingly drop- flawless... Okay, maybe not those last two. Great stories and an eagerness to experience life is important to you, and me as well. And while I love potatoes in most of their delectable forms, "couch potato" does not happen to be one of them. While we do not have to click on all cylinders and things, having a few awesome stories and being a good friend wouldn't hurt.